You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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