U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
is it fun? or sober?
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