How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
