Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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