Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Dignity is for republicans.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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