i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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