Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Randomize
