So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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