have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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