it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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