She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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