i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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