hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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