DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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