I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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