i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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