Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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