Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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