So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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