My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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