Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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