He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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