I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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