Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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