gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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