Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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