Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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