How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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