dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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