and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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