That's when you crack a 10am beer
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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