new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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