MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i dont even know how to be here
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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