Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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