I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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