can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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