Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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