I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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