Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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