i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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