Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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