scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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