I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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