Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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