Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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