Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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