yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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