if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
