I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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