so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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