The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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