pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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