She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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