I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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