the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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