party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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