But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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